100+ Rizz Jokes and Puns

Rizz is a word that was invented by Kai Cenat, a YouTuber, and a Twitch streamer.

It’s similar to the word, “Game”, which means that you’re confident and persuasive enough to attract someone.

Rizz is about having good confidence and charisma—the ability to attract a girl/guy without much effort.

The word has skyrocketed in popularity due to TikTok and most of the world has heard about it.

This led to the rise of Rizz lines/pick-up lines that you can use to hit on someone.

This list contains 100+ of the best Rizz jokes and puns that are dirty, funny, and poetic to say to a girl or a guy.

Rizz Jokes

Are you a keyboard? Because you’re my type.
If Jesus can turn water into wine, I can turn you into mine.
Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.
Sorry, I’m not good at remembering names, do you mind if I call you mine instead?
Are you Scooby Doo? Because I’ve been looking for you.
If I can remake the universe based on my own image, I’d make you the moon so I can gaze upon you every night.
Are you a cop? Because you took my breath away.
Are you my dog? Because you’re an angel.
Do you know the difference between history and you? History is the past and you are my future.
Do you wanna watch a movie or can we make our own?
I should be at the top of your “To do list”.
I have two questions for you, whatcha doin’ and why ain’t it me?
Are you a toaster? Cause I wanna take a bath with you.
Are you a communist? Cause I feel an uprising in my lower class.
Are you the sun? Cause you just made my day.
I usually don’t like my food with dressing, can I take yours off?
If I had a rose for every time I’ve thought of you, I’d only have one as you’ve never left my mind.
Are you John Cena? Because I’ve never Cena girl like you before.
Are you an artist? Because you’re really good at drawing me in.
You look good with anything, but nothing works too.